Pretty sure you assholes are in trouble now

[beer 3220]

...that legal precedent has been set

Sheboygan serial toilet clogger sentenced to 150 days in jail, probation

SHEBOYGAN - A 26-year-old Sheboygan man was sentenced Monday to three years of probation for clogging women's toilets in Deland Park and at his place of work.

Patrick D. Beeman  was originally charged with 12 misdemeanors of criminal damage to property, but seven of the charges were dismissed in early June.

As conditions of probation, Beeman will have to serve 150 days in jail, pay more than $5,500 in restitution, not be allowed to possess or consumer alcohol or any controlled substances, and complete 100 hours of community service.

While the state only recommended Beeman serve 30 days in jail as part of his probation, Judge Kent Hoffmann sentenced him to 30 days for each of the five counts of criminal damage to property, served consecutively, citing the need for a more severe punishment.

Beeman will be able to participate in the Huber program, which will allow him to continue working at his current job, but require him to report back to jail each day after work.

Beeman apologized for the damage and stress he caused in a statement he read during the sentencing hearing Monday.

"I need to make things right and pray forgiveness every day," he said.

According to a criminal complaint, officers found a toilet in the women's bathroom at Deland Community Center clogged by a plastic bottle last March. Water was overflowing from the toilet.

Officers had checked the restrooms the previous evening and the toilets were not damaged. Officers reviewed 10 similar incidents beginning in April 2017 where toilets were clogged. The city determined each incident caused about $200 in damage, the complaint said.

Officers were able to identify Beeman after speaking with a manager at the temp agency for which Beeman worked, who said Beeman damaged toilets at a company where he was placed by the agency, the complaint said. He was only employed there about a month. The manager said Beeman was placed at another company, where incidents of a similar nature began to happen.

According to the complaint, Beeman told police he gets urges to do odd things, like look for bottles in the garbage to plug toilets. He said he stopped when he heard police were investigating.

 

https://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2019/07/01/sheboygan-toilet-clogger-sentenced-probation-150-days-jail/1569553001/

[Longboard Horn 40323]

You can’t make this shit up

[Upgrayedd 5812]

Or flush it down

[mulletpelini 5211]

urges to do odd things.....you know he's shoved a bottle in an asshole at some point.

[Armybrat 40844]

At least he didn’t use gerbils.

[Wally Fairway 5549]

{insert was that wrong gif}

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

I predict six months of plumbing problems at the Sheboygan County jail. 

[LonghornJones 837]

Sheboygan lol

[Fuck Tim Beck 3816]

I prefer to clog toilets the old fashioned way. After eating Taco Bell. 

[Underdog 28633]

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

you know he's shoved a bottle in an asshole at some point.

You survived it looks like. 

[mulletpelini 5211]

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

You survived it looks like. 

Spoiler

 

[Hairy Biped 586]

Sheboygan Toilet Cloggers would be a great name for a punk band.  Or maybe polka band.

[futureman 22462]

22 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

urges to do odd things.....you know he's shoved a bottle in an asshole at some point.

and?

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

[LonghornD 49]

[SDG 3319]

People have the oddest fetish’s...

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

15 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

Sheboygan Toilet Cloggers would be a great name for a punk band.  Or maybe polka band.

[SDG 3319]

25 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

You post on this website and presumably did on TOS.

Yet it requires this thread for you to come to that conclusion?

Little slow on the uptake I see.

Im aware; we even have a fetish thread.  That being true,  I still find this particular fetish a little strange, which is something I don’t say very often.  Maybe im a prude who’s turning into my parents...

[SDG 3319]

59 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Or perhaps I'm a freak that should be more like his parents.

I guess nothing much surprises me any longer. I lived in Germany after all.

Pos rep; the Germans have a whole another level of strange.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

1 hour ago, SDG said:

Maybe im a prude who’s turning into my parents...