Stupid shit I've seen on Twitter

[Wally Fairway 5,674]

Sorry if there is already a thread for this, not sorry

and this is one of the best replies so far (I'm still reading them, so maybe there is something betterer)

The Sportsman‏ @Nezzy_Lives 9h9 hours ago

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Replying to @albericie

1984 was a warning not a manual.

Edited July 2, 2019 by Wally Fairway
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[Larry T. Spider 1,747]

During the school year public school administrators are in a perpetual state of being swamped with work. Unless its cyber bullying, which we legally have to deal with, being the internet police is the last thing I’m going to do.

[TexArcher 39,035]

Legit LOL at "comply with the school ethos."

Lady, there are girls sucking dick for coke in every school's bathroom and the principal monitoring their facebook ain't gonna stop it.  

You're just mad because the posts you see from teenagers ruin your naive view of things.  So instead of looking at, you know, any other part of the internet, you want to censor them.  How do you say "cunt" in Australian?

[TexArcher 39,035]

So I went to this chick's Wiki to see which religious cult she's a fan of and stumbled on this nugget, offered without comment:

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In June 2019 Alberici stuck her hand into a blender that was still plugged into the power and was hospitalised. ^[13] 

 

 

Edited July 2, 2019 by TexArcher

[mulletpelini 5,225]

for what, electrocution?

[markstanco 12,785]

People on twitter are UPSET that IG and FB are down.