When Cameron was in Egypt's land...

[TrashMaster G 17543]

let my... Cameron... go...

[idigTexas 2284]

So THAT's how it is in their family.

[TwiceHorn 31438]

Do you have a kiss for Daddy?

[Radical Larry 28540]

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.

[4th&Five 41506]

Nine times

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. 

[mdmost 42999]

I’m dying.

(ring) You’re not dying. You just don’t have anything better to do.

[TrashMaster G 17543]

A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile. 

[mdleast 8289]

It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

Thank you.

Mint...

[HornOnTheBayou 8905]

Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

[RexWilson 1346]

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

[Damor 1236]

2 minutes ago, RexWilson said:

Uh, what country do you think this is?

[mulletpelini 5210]

Thank you Simone.

[TrashMaster G 17543]

I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes.

[TwiceHorn 31438]

Drugs.

[BigDHornfan 6545]

GRACE!!!!!!!

 

[smuggs 9352]

Why don't you put your thumb up your butt.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Pardon my french, but you're an asshole!

 

[deadshank 24652]

Snooty

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Well, with your bad knee Ed, you shouldn't throw anybody.

[oSuJeff97 3435]

CALL ME 'SIR', GODDAMNIT.....!

[bschoolprof 6252]

9 times?

[sidis 9823]

Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself...

[sidis 9823]

2 hours ago, deadshank said:

Snooty

snotty.

[sidis 9823]

hi cameron, you comfortable?

hi sloane, no.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

why'd you kick me?

where's your brain?

[ztejas 43411]

Bueller? 

 

 

 

 

 

Bueller? 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

why'd you kick me?

where's your brain?

I asked you first.

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

what's the score?

nothing-nothing

who's winning?

the bears

 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

What do you think Ferris is going to do?

He's going to be a fry cook on Venus.

[jeevsie 3733]

Ohhhh...urghhh....grumble, grumble.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

9 times?

Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I think I broke my thumb.

[Bull Horn 118]

A: You can never go too far. B: If I'm gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that.

[smuggs 9352]

cough-cough

cough-cough-cough

blugh-blugh

blugh-blugh

[BigDHornfan 6545]

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to…

[Surly Bevo 24908]

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I’m the nurse who likes to…

Post 12 bro.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

I need HELP!

[BigDHornfan 6545]

Well shit

[LonghornD 49]

If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle.

Oh, you know him?

[Biff Tannen 45665]

 

[oSuJeff97 3435]

Be a man! Take some Pepto Bismol and get over here!

[yoladu 4090]

You're Abe Froman? The Sausage King of Chicago?

 

 

[BearSchlong 8083]

Cameron has never been in love - at least, nobody's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays, and she's gonna treat him like shit, because she will have given him what he has built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

[RoundRobin 828]

Who is it? Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

[Buzzrock 14902]

I do have a test today, that wasn’t bullshit. It’s on European socialism. I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. 

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.

[McCroskey 1504]

Hey, batter batter batter batter suuuhhhhwwwingg, batter.

[mdmost 42999]

If we were playing by the rules, we’d be in gym class right now

[Johnny Sack 8397]

You wear too much eye makeup. My sister wears too much. People think she's a whore.