Fire destroys warehouse filled with 45,000 bourbon barrels

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1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

You expect Surly posters to serve Jim Beam to their super model girlfriends?

(You know the rules)

Edited July 4, 2019 by RPM

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8 minutes ago, RPM said:

(You know the rules)

Strictly a slushee and vodka crowd there.

[DaysOff 7,975]

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[MillerEP 30,500]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,921]

Bourbon soaked grilled trout sounds kind of tasty

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57 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

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45 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Whisky river take my mind

[burntorangebongos 10,752]

'Merica, Fuck Ya!!! Seriously, this is sad news about the Jim Beam. I confess to drinking this  for events since it is great with mixers. God Bless you Jim Beam workers and may the lost liquor rest in peace.

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This is exactly what I came to post. Perfect.

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2 hours ago, MillerEP said:

My Dad told me that in the 1930's my uncle was a lineman for the TVA. They used to camp down by the river and the distilleries would just throw away used barrels into the river. They would fish them out of the river and get what was leftover/squeezed out of the wood by the cold water. The original Devil's Cut.

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On 7/3/2019 at 2:03 PM, irishtexan said:

Ain't a goddamn thing wrong with Jim Beam, you fancy fucks.

Mixed with a coke at a football game, sure. Anywhere else though...

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On 7/3/2019 at 3:37 PM, Cheeseweasel said:

In a flask on a football weekend snuck into the Stadium? Sure. 

At home? Nah.

Dammit cheese

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29 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Mixed with a coke at a football game, sure. Anywhere else though...

Straight bourbon is always preferable to blended whiskey. With bourbon at least you know what your dealing with. The word blended is a slippery slope.

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you’re 

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43 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

you’re 

Don't change the subject.

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12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

you’re 

sorry

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Life’s too short to drink cheap bourbon.

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

sorry

Yore furgiven. 

Edited July 6, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor
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[billfromlaketravis 11,523]

It's all white label right? It sounds like it from the report. 

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On 7/4/2019 at 5:44 PM, RPM said:

(You know the rules)

 

On 7/4/2019 at 7:19 PM, DaysOff said:

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Totally different planet, but I find not fault in your rankings.

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On 7/4/2019 at 8:17 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

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You are a stupid motherfucker and I will fight you. 

Edited July 7, 2019 by Anastasis

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Gentlemen, this is the War Room!

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11 hours ago, Anastasis said:

You are a stupid motherfucker and I will fight you. 

Meh, it's always good to have someone with terrible taste handy so you aren't fighting over the same girl.

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

Gentlemen, this is the War Room!

Well it's at least the bourbon, pre funeral, visitation room.