We got a bleeder!

[Carl Spackler 3487]

You already laid the tracks -- that's the hahd paht.  Now we're just gonna back it up . . .

 

[RexWilson 1348]

We've got this one kid, Mongo. He's got a forehead like a drive in movie theater. But he's good shit so we dont bust his chops too much

 

[futureman 22498]

who, rollerpig!?  are you nuts?

[TexArcher 37988]

I work with retards.

Isn't that a little politically, um, incorrect?

Well, to hell with that, no one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with, right?

 

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[RamjetFDO 10577]

Is that... hair gel?

[Uncle Nate 2097]

Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

Edited July 5, 2019 by Uncle Nate

[Underdog 28742]

He was masturbating!!! 

[Surly Bevo 25077]

You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.

[South Austin 52521]

Norm : Really? Where would I have seen your work? 

Pat Healy : Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile? 

Norm : Twice last year. Which building's yours? 

Pat Healy : Are you familiar with the soccer stadium? 

Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico? 

Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

[4th&Five 41565]

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

[Loco 3753]

Exceptional my ass!

[Loco 3753]

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

Step into my office...  because you're fucking fired!

[Carl Spackler 3487]

2 hours ago, Uncle Nate said:

Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!?!

[Biff Tannen 45692]

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

[TexArcher 37988]

I'm in town to play the Dolphins, you dumbass.

[futureman 22498]

four kids, three different guys, but no rock.

[Biff Tannen 45692]

No no, I said Butt Plug.

[RamjetFDO 10577]

You know what I'd like to see? Meat in a cone.

[BayouBill 835]

What the hell do you want?!?!

 

[BayouBill 835]

[CooterBrown 18015]

“Every day is better than the next.”

[futureman 22498]

I’d say about a deuce, deuce and a half.  not bad. 

[futureman 22498]

mary’s in a wheelchair?

-I thought that was part of your kick. 

[Homesickhorn 2202]

Oh you’re good Ted....a real piece of work.

 

[BigDHornfan 6549]

What the hell is Brett Favre doing here?

 

 

[Neonmoon 38129]

On 7/5/2019 at 9:27 AM, South Austin said:

Norm : Really? Where would I have seen your work? 

Pat Healy : Well, have you been to, uh well, let me see... Santiago, Chile? 

Norm : Twice last year. Which building's yours? 

Pat Healy : Are you familiar with the soccer stadium? 

Norm : Did you build the Estadio Olimpico? 

Pat Healy : No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers. It's quite a fine example, in fact. I recommend that next time you're up that way that you drop in and take a gander at it yourself.

Who’s been to Santiago Chile twice in one year?!!

[Underdog 28742]

Why do you build me up (build me up) Buttercup, baby
Just to let me down (let me down) and mess me around
And then worst of all (worst of all) you never call, baby
When you say you will (say you will) but I love you still
I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don't break my heart

[GreenspointTexas 9662]

Ive always wanted a gif of when marys mom dons her reading glasses and says “what, uh... what exactly are we looking at here?” for use on some of these threads on surly

[Surly Bevo 25077]

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ive always wanted a gif of when marys mom dons her reading glasses and says “what, uh... what exactly are we looking at here?” for use on some of these threads on surly

Funny, I've always wanted a gif of Markie Post's naked bouncing breasts 

Edited July 7, 2019 by Surly Bevo