I’m gonna get to the bottom of this, ASAFP

[C-Man 26872]

But first, I’d like to butter your muffin.

[retread 2951]

If you're gonna float an air biscuit, let me know.  

[Surly Bevo 24664]

She's into malakas, Dino!

[Radical Larry 28493]

Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2720]

The chicks can not hold de smoke!

[Surly Bevo 24664]

I didn't think it was a whale's dick honey

[BigDHornfan 6514]

The chicks can not hold de smoke!

That’s Breakfast club

[BigDHornfan 6514]

I like your panties!

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2720]

That’s Breakfast club

I really am losing my mind.

[retread 2951]

Gary? Who's Gary?

[NWBuck 8535]

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Last year, I was insane for this crazy little eighth grade bitch.  

She had some of those big old eighth grade titties... 

[Your Mom 4763]

Hi Grammy. Hi Grampy.

[jeevsie 3696]

He don't even have a license, Lisa!

[PencilPusher 454]

I'm not a moron you know........

[horngrad03 1136]

How bout a nice greasy pork sandwich? Served on a dirty ashtray?

[Guest Lobo]

This could really effect my teaching career.  Thanks.  Call me, we'll have lunch.  

[gernblansten 3159]

In the family jewels?

[C-Man 26872]

By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?

Ceremonial.

[Dennis Taylor 18624]

Every damn night??? On the telephone???

[BigDHornfan 6514]

Why don't you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass.

[South Austin 51885]

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Every damn night??? On the telephone???

  Boy, what’s he talking ‘bout “on the telephone” man?

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Jeebus, 25 posts to get to this ?!  WTF has happened to the Surly I knew and loved ??

[retread 2951]

For the first time in my life I don't feel like a total dick.

[Guest Lobo]

There are far too few pictures of her ass available on the interwebs.  

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Have you ever wondered how sad it is, that your son’s only sexual outlet is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?

[retread 2951]

She's a foreign exchange student. They have a different educational system happening around the world. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

How about you just bend over, and I'll stick the whole bottle up your ass.

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[C-Man 26872]

5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Why don't you bend over, and I'll shove it straight up your ass.

 

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

How about you just bend over, and I'll stick the whole bottle up your ass.

On the rocks is fine.

Yeah, that's what I thought you said.

[PencilPusher 454]

DRINK IT!

[Buffsoldier 1895]

You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals.

[retread 2951]

You mean the sensuous sex symbol type?

[Augustus 3061]

She did WHAT?

[South Austin 51885]

You know, listening to this blues music reminds me of my own trials and tribulations as a young guy, and you know, my folks really, really dump on me, they really do. I say, do you guys get along with your parents?

[retread 2951]

Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained tongue.

[RoundRobin 828]

Yo, check us out!

[BigDHornfan 6514]

There's a sale at Towel World!