2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

No, he’s this site’s equivalent of cysticercosis.

4 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

See, I never felt bad about walking out into the dawn. Walking out of a bar/restaurant/strip club into a 105° Texas late afternoon/early evening when it was still light outside, well… 

That bit sounds good. Maybe YouTube will hook me up. 

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Technically not always true.

There was a time when people who didn’t have the grades or the test scores could atttend UT for a provisional summer school double session.

If you enjoyed the summer a little too much, your summer after high school just may be your only semester at UT. (Discovered that a friend’s sister didn’t quite make it into UT and after one summer when to a college that even today had a 70% acceptance rate.)

If that semester is a summer, that may already be the probationary semester.
 

 

 

This!

If you have taken French 1 even half as many times as I have, you know this. 

Hell, even the people who have taken French 1 a fourth of as many times as I have, you’re going to know this. (Or if you know any people from Louisiana.)

I’m not fluent in French, but I have 4 years in it and can navigate France and Quebec while speaking it to folks. Aimee in America is a sure sign of stripper. You guys are clowns for contemplating otherwise. 

29 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

Honestly, I don’t have a problem with future dude. I feel he is unfairly mistreated on here. He just wants to be part of the clan. He is our Rodney “can’t we all just get along” King.

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

I might apply a different standard to Vegas. Turning day into nighttime and night into daytime, and all that. A strip club in Vegas, doubly so. I mean, I presume it’s a strip club. I wouldn’t know and neither would my quasi-BIL who lives in Vegas. I’ve already said too much. Never mind. 

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

We have walked out of the Spearmint Rhino in Vegas in broad daylight on multiple occasions. Not coincidentally, @SydneyCarton subsequently has vanished for the rest of the trip on multiple occasions after the Rhino trip. Grim. 

I’m not fluent in French, but I have 4 years in it and can navigate France and Quebec while speaking it to folks. Aimee in America is a sure sign of stripper. You guys are clowns for contemplating otherwise. 

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

I find your response intriguing. You disagree with an opinion and respond with a threat to crowdsource me in an hour?  Are you running a Surly syndicate on here that I’m unaware of? Who is we? .. besides Sidney Carton. I thought I was on a forum just engaging in banter , but I’ve now crossed and disrespected the Surly Mob boss? How much rep is required to take a position? How much for protection money from your syndicate? 

Do we make the announcement thread?

Maybe about Mitchell. Maybe nothing. 
 

Edit: Appears to be Mitchell

 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Texas Wahoo

 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Hiphopopotamos

25 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I find your response intriguing. You disagree with an opinion and respond with a threat to crowdsource me in an hour?  Are you running a Surly syndicate on here that I’m unaware of? Who is we? .. besides Sidney Carton. I thought I was on a forum just engaging in banter , but I’ve now crossed and disrespected the Surly Mob boss? How much rep is required to take a position? How much for protection money from your syndicate? 

fatawa?

Its been a while since we had a good one...

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

fatawa?

Its been a while since we had a good one...

saved by the commitment timing 

Hey lay off Aimee.  I have had multiple clients who spelled their name that way; but then again, I am a criminal defense attorney. 

From the man himself.

Does this mean futureman is fisting himself?

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Does this mean futureman is fisting himself?

It’s Friday night. He’d be doing that anyway. 

Texas isn't doing enough in the portal 

6 hours ago, Plorant said:

Wait, is your friend named Charlie a Vietnamese man by chance?

Yeah. My dad still wakes up looking for that guy. 

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Texas isn't doing enough in the portal 

It’s maddening to see us lose 6 starters from last years team and then immediately add 4 high level portal guys who will likely be better than whoever started at their spot in 2022.

 

Edited January 21, 2023 by Hookem2147

Let’s go AGNB.  Welcome home young man.

 

This must have all come together at the very last second. First I’m hearing about it even being a possibility. 

Definitely good at WR now if everyone stays healthy. Now if we can get good qb play and spread the ball around so our third leading receiver gets more than six catches next season and maybe don’t target Worthy 120 times next season.  The offense will be very dangerous. 

Sark is recruiting like a MF. Props to all the NIL contributors as well.

…and y’all doubted Brandon Harris. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You don’t have enough rep to take this position. We can crowdsource you in less than an hour. I’d never advocate it, but for really terrible takes like this. Get your shit together. 

it’s literally been years since I absolutely obliterated you on this board.  years.  and you put me on ignore and have been on the run ever since.  and you’re still full of shame, hate, and regret.  get over it, you lost. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

fatawa?

Its been a while since we had a good one...

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

it’s literally been years since I absolutely obliterated you on this board.  years.  and you put me on ignore and have been on the run ever since.  and you’re still full of shame, hate, and regret.  get over it, you lost. 

Quoted for chaos 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Does this mean futureman is fisting himself?

 

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s Friday night. He’d be doing that anyway. 

Friday night is all about going hard into the…

Weak-End.

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

12 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

 

12 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Four players from the portal, four starters. Is that good? That seems good. 

17 minutes ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Quoted for chaos 

Me trying to just let this one go:

 

10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

 

Not sure why you would call someone gay unless you are projecting your feelings? 

I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

10 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

And Cook might develop bunions. Niblett might need polishing. DeAndre Moore might have vertigo.

I heard at Baskin-Robbins Cain has the heartbreak of psoriasis. 

40 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I'm likely in the minority here, but I think Texas should continue to pursue this WR: https://www.on3.com/db/gary-bryant-jr-45189/

 

Texas could use every guy that can consistently catch back shoulder throws. Neyor is a wildcard due to injury. As excited as we are to get AD Mitchell, he missed most of this past season due to a high ankle sprain. Worthy may enter the portal again or decide to continue not putting effort into making catches. Whittington also has extensive injury history and generally runs with the ball better than he catches it. Brenen Thompson might still not be ready for the first step.

His drop percentage is like 7-8%?

2 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

I’m not ready for that. I posted a somewhat neutral repose to CTJ and received fuck you response from Junior Bonner, Newy25, Celebrity hot tub, Cavr60 so they must be part of the syndicate. 

3 hours ago, Knewk210 said:

Not sure why you would call someone gay unless you are projecting your feelings? 

Now you're just being a whiney bitch

On 1/20/2023 at 7:53 AM, futureman said:

the fact that Mitchell still hasn’t committed is only a bad sign.  I feel this one shifting towards the west coast. 

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

10 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

I heard at Baskin-Robbins Cain has the heartbreak of psoriasis. 

25 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Worthy, Mitchell, Whittington

Neyor, Cook, Thompson/Red/Moore

I think we're done at WR. 

I wonder if the hot pursuit of Mitchell means that Neyor is either thinking about bouncing or still not right physically. They seem like pretty similar players and we suddenly have a lot of mouths to feed at WR/TE.

2 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I wonder if the hot pursuit of Mitchell means that Neyor is either thinking about bouncing or still not right physically.

He's definitely not right physically yet. I think he just started running on it. 

31 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

Sounds like a problem for a year from now. Also people still holding delusions Arch is going to play next year? 

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sounds like a problem for a year from now. Also people still holding delusions Arch is going to play next year? 

If we blow out 4 teams he’ll play 4 times and still RS.

37 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

Pretty good chance the top 4 could potentially be gone after next year so really need about 4 blowouts to get Cook, Red and Moore some game reps (with Arch??). Hopefully Sark lets his nuts hang on the B12 on the way out and allows our young guys to get true game reps, not just run out the clock for the last quarter and half. 

This is why I don't think we're done at WR. Cook can probably play on Day 1, but that's not ideal. Texas needs another experienced WR especially in the event that Mitchell, Neyor, Whittington, and Worthy all simultaneously leave (which is why I hope the staff continues recruiting Gary Bryant, Jr.).

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Sounds like a problem for a year from now. Also people still holding delusions Arch is going to play next year? 

If Arch sees the field in 2023, either things went extremely well or things went extremely awry.