2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Did we ever offer Brewer???

2 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

hell no

I know a guy who may have interest in this "elite" prospect

 

 

 

 

 

44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Listen, we need an interpreter for this. You're speaking in Esperanto here. Anybody know what the right answer is for us best being able to track everything and carry on with the thread? Where's @texifornia at? He usually eats these damn things.

Oh, not recently @closetojumping, @texifornia read that they were high in cholesterol 

...i'm also here for the ancillary food talk to these threads. 

Edited November 29, 2022 by RollLeft

My boy just finished his meeting with Sark, he won’t be entering the portal due to the NIL package Texas put together for him: an unlimited car wash pass from Genie Car Wash, a picture of him sitting in a Lamborghini, and Del Conte is going to drop his restraining order against me so I can finally go to a game if I buy my own ticket. So proud of my son. 

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

So proud of my son.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Has anyone seen any word on whether or not Card is going to hit the portal? Fuck. 

Niggity Nope.  

Happy Gilmore accomplished this feat no more than an hour ago 

Get in the mother fucka!

1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said:

Card has my respect. He came in this year and played his ass off. Wish him the best moving forward. 

Really wish Card got a few drives in when Ewers was struggling.  He had improved his game since last year and was looking confident for once.  He performed admirably under heavy pressure against Bama...last year, he would've frozen and gotten drilled on most of these:

Look how quickly Bama is in the backfield here, and Card calmly steps up and out of trouble:

All of this while dealing with an injury.

Edited November 29, 2022 by OU Sucks

19 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

 

Didn’t the Mukes invade Spain?

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Didn’t the Mukes invade Spain?

Moops

4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Look how quickly Bama is in the backfield here, and Card calmly steps up:

and throws into double coverage.

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

and throws into double coverage.

And yet in a spot where JWhitt could make a play on it.  Ewers throws into double coverage and it's 15 feet short or long of everyone.

Edited November 29, 2022 by OU Sucks

 

Football board is over there

I was gonna wait until next week.  Butt fuck it.  I’m also entering the portal.  Recruitment is south Austin’s mom.  Wide open. 

Watching the portal announcements coming fast and furious, a buddy sent a text that 29,000 kids were/are/will be in the portal.  Is that right?

 

That can't be right, can it?

 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I was gonna wait until next week.  Butt fuck it.  I’m also entering the portal.  Recruitment is south Austin’s mom.  Wide open. 

4 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

And yet in a spot where JWhitt could make a play on it.  Ewers throws into double coverage and it's 15 feet short or long of everyone.

Guys, we found Nahlin. 

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

Watching the portal announcements coming fast and furious, a buddy sent a text that 29,000 kids were/are/will be in the portal.  Is that right?

 

That can't be right, can it?

 

How the fuck would your buddy know when the portal doesn't open for another week?

1 minute ago, Tylerocks said:

Watching the portal announcements coming fast and furious, a buddy sent a text that 29,000 kids were/are/will be in the portal.  Is that right?

 

That can't be right, can it?

 

Many kid's dreams go into the portal and never return. Theres some risk to lower level guys. That big opportunity doesn’t always come and you may get backfilled. 

For people like me:

Troy Omeire - wish him luck, couldn't get over the injury bug.

Prince Dorbah - I'm not sure whether Dorbah or Burke logged more snaps this year, which isn't a good sign for him.

JD Coffey - Jerrin Thomson practically never came off the field.  I guess this is the safety we are losing to make room for ???

Andrej Karic - loved this name as a recruit but he wasn't ever good. It's fitting his last play was a strip-sack TD.

Jamier Johnson - started the year as the #3 or 4 corner.  It was obvious when he was on the field - in a bad way.  I think he can turn into a good player, but he's below guys younger than him now.

Hudson Card - not shocking at all.  He looked a lot improved this season.  I wish him luck.

DJ Harris - Kind of surprising in the sense that he has a lot of football left to play.  Dropping two edges means we are confident about getting someone from the portal?

Sucks to see Mukes jump in. Was excited about him. 

3 minutes ago, JBJ said:

For people like me:

Troy Omeire - wish him luck, couldn't get over the injury bug.

Prince Dorbah - I'm not sure whether Dorbah or Burke logged more snaps this year, which isn't a good sign for him.

JD Coffey - Jerrin Thomson practically never came off the field.  I guess this is the safety we are losing to make room for ???

Andrej Karic - loved this name as a recruit but he wasn't ever good. It's fitting his last play was a strip-sack TD.

Jamier Johnson - started the year as the #3 or 4 corner.  It was obvious when he was on the field - in a bad way.  I think he can turn into a good player, but he's below guys younger than him now.

Hudson Card - not shocking at all.  He looked a lot improved this season.  I wish him luck.

DJ Harris - Kind of surprising in the sense that he has a lot of football left to play.  Dropping two edges means we are confident about getting someone from the portal?

Total snaps in 2022

Prince Dorbah - 72

Ethan Burke - 126

Watching the portal announcements coming fast and furious, a buddy sent a text that 29,000 kids were/are/will be in the portal.  Is that right?
 
That can't be right, can it?
 

Fox thinks Worthy is gone...

 

 

5 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Watching the portal announcements coming fast and furious, a buddy sent a text that 29,000 kids were/are/will be in the portal.  Is that right?

 

That can't be right, can it?

 

If every single player on an FBS scholarship entered the portal that would only be a little over 11K. Even if he’s also accounting for walk-ons and FCS players, that number is almost certainly bullshit 

7 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Watching the portal announcements coming fast and furious, a buddy sent a text that 29,000 kids were/are/will be in the portal.  Is that right?

 

That can't be right, can it?

 

No it’s right.  Just means every FBS and FCS school will each have have 111 guys in the portal.

Watching the portal announcements coming fast and furious, a buddy sent a text that 29,000 kids were/are/will be in the portal.  Is that right?
 
That can't be right, can it?
 

Your buddy is an idiot and so are you.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

How the fuck would your buddy know when the portal doesn't open for another week?

 

Edit--he clarified that's across all sports/all divisions/etc

Regardless...that # seems ridiculously high.

Also it looks like from 2020-2021 only 54% of folks that went into the portal enrolled in another school.

Across all sports in that period only 30% of Division I athletes that entered the portal ended up with athletic aid at their new school.

6 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Total snaps in 2022

Prince Dorbah - 72

Ethan Burke - 126

Majority of Burke's snaps came on special teams, but yes, your point still stands. Dorbah wasn't going to be a factor in 2023 once these young edge guys developed a little.

When is Ewers going to transfer?

I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not surprised that a TE hasn't announced yet.

Just now, JBJ said:

I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not surprised that a TE hasn't announced yet.

Karic was sort of a tight end 

14 minutes ago, JBJ said:

For people like me:

Troy Omeire - wish him luck, couldn't get over the injury bug.

Prince Dorbah - I'm not sure whether Dorbah or Burke logged more snaps this year, which isn't a good sign for him.

JD Coffey - Jerrin Thomson practically never came off the field.  I guess this is the safety we are losing to make room for ???

Andrej Karic - loved this name as a recruit but he wasn't ever good. It's fitting his last play was a strip-sack TD.

Jamier Johnson - started the year as the #3 or 4 corner.  It was obvious when he was on the field - in a bad way.  I think he can turn into a good player, but he's below guys younger than him now.

Hudson Card - not shocking at all.  He looked a lot improved this season.  I wish him luck.

DJ Harris - Kind of surprising in the sense that he has a lot of football left to play.  Dropping two edges means we are confident about getting someone from the portal?

 

1 minute ago, JBJ said:

I'm not sure if I'm surprised or not surprised that a TE hasn't announced yet.

Billingsley?

Saw on twitter, someone can check and see if true or not. 
“One of the guys IT thought was leaving is now likely staying and possibly changing positions”

Edited November 29, 2022 by OB3

Just now, OB3 said:

Saw on twitter, someone can check and see if true or not

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One of the guys IT thought was leaving is now likely staying and possibly changing positions

 

Card to WR, confirmed.

Just now, OB3 said:

Saw on twitter, someone can check and see if true or not

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One of the guys IT thought was leaving is now likely staying and possibly changing positions

 

Jett Bush to WR

2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Saw on twitter, someone can check and see if true or not. 
“One of the guys IT thought was leaving is now likely staying and possibly changing positions”

Worthy to EDGE?

Edited November 29, 2022 by Vertuzzi

1 hour ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

UVA ..

UChicago! Go Maroons!

1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Jett Bush to WR

Goram-Welch back to DT?

5 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Saw on twitter, someone can check and see if true or not. 
“One of the guys IT thought was leaving is now likely staying and possibly changing positions”

This is likely SGW back to DL

35 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Really wish Card got a few drives in when Ewers was struggling.  He had improved his game since last year and was looking confident for once.  He performed admirably under heavy pressure against Bama...last year, he would've frozen and gotten drilled on most of these:

Look how quickly Bama is in the backfield here, and Card calmly steps up and out of trouble:

All of this while dealing with an injury.

we always knew Eric Nahlin had a surly sock!

Edited November 29, 2022 by NoName

Just now, RGBIII said:

This is likely SGW back to DL

If he's a DL in the portal, that would be great.

NowThis is pitching?

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Never mind.  That’s the Kansas RB, for some reason pictured about to throw a pass.   And I’m the idoit.

The guy pictured in the tweet? That is indeed a QB, but it’s not a Kansas player, it’s AR-Kansas’ Malik Hornsby. And he’s horrible.

13 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Worthy to EDGE?

Elite burst off the edge but he either gets a sack or gets thrown into the taco cart. 

Edited November 29, 2022 by Vertigo