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    2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

    On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
    Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

    Out:
    Offense
    QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
    Defense
    CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, P Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

    In: 
    Offense
    WR AD Mitchell
    Defense
    P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

    Targets (Estimated Needs): 

    *Confirmed mutual interest

    TE (0-1)

    WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

    DE (0-1) 

    DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

    CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

    S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)

    K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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    cafe society
    1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Katy Agnor weighed like 3 bills and allegedly washed irregularly at best. 

    I never knew her to be hygienically challenged, but she was very hefty.  Like an angry rhino.

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    Gil Bang
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    I'll brace for incoming negbombs.  

    I liked Katy and Robert.  I got to know them personally, and I liked them.

    I didn't necessarily agree with their moderation policies.  In fact, I often disagreed with them, but, it was their site, not mine.  I got more blinking envelopes than I can count.

    I helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy.  I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games.  I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer.  For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party.  There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that.

    I have vivid memories of meeting the Agnor's at Costco the day before the game, and loading 40 30-packs of beer and untold amounts of ice into my trailer, all paid for by hornfans.  1200 fucking beers for thirsty Texans. 

    This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).

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    WBT
    1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

     

    Is his brother the guy that stole horses, burned farms, killed men, raped women, and stole children all over the territory?

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    immamac
    26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

    I'll brace for incoming negbombs.  

    I liked Katy and Robert.  I got to know them personally, and I liked them.

    I didn't necessarily agree with their moderation policies.  In fact, I often disagreed with them, but, it was their site, not mine.  I got more blinking envelopes than I can count.

    I helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy.  I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games.  I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer.  For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party.  There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that.

    I have vivid memories of meeting the Agnor's at Costco the day before the game, and loading 40 30-packs of beer and untold amounts of ice into my trailer, all paid for by hornfans.  1200 fucking beers for thirsty Texans. 

    This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).

    Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

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    2 minutes ago, immamac said:

    Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

    I'm sure they are fantastic, and I hope I can attend one in the near future.   If Texas ever plays out here again, I'll do what I can to help, should my help be wanted or needed. 

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    Longhornlove
    1 minute ago, immamac said:

    Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

    My wife and her tits are famous now.

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    Ignatius
    48 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

    I'll brace for incoming negbombs.  

    I liked Katy and Robert.  I got to know them personally, and I liked them.

    I couldn’t stand the way they/she ultimately ran the site, but I was in the 5AM Pink Lot tailgate queue with them for years and liked them personally….

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    Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

    You got a balloon blimp? We need a balloon blimp.
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    Knighthawk

    Mid 80s dork freshman at Castilian with my Mac computer before internet porn was a thing.   So much young horny pussy those days.   Like shooting fish in a barrel … except for the occasional std.  good times indeed. 

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    1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

    I'll brace for incoming negbombs.  

    I liked Katy and Robert.  I got to know them personally, and I liked them.

    I didn't necessarily agree with their moderation policies.  In fact, I often disagreed with them, but, it was their site, not mine.  I got more blinking envelopes than I can count.

    I helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy.  I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games.  I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer.  For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party.  There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that.

    I have vivid memories of meeting the Agnor's at Costco the day before the game, and loading 40 30-packs of beer and untold amounts of ice into my trailer, all paid for by hornfans.  1200 fucking beers for thirsty Texans. 

    This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).

    actually a cool story bro

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    Horn Dog
    1 hour ago, immamac said:

    Imagine how cool it would be if hundreds of people showed up to the Surly Horns tailgates. We even have players tweeting to advertise them. 

    If Texas can get  back into a National Championship game, the surly tailgate will be overflowing 

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    32 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

    Mid 80s dork freshman at Castilian with my Mac computer before internet porn was a thing.   So much young horny pussy those days.   Like shooting fish in a barrel … except for the occasional std.  good times indeed. 

    So you’re actually old enough to have eaten at Night Hawk

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    CTC2
    3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

    So you’re actually old enough to have eaten at Night Hawk

    Fuck Yeah!  As well as that bad ass restaurant at the Villa Capri.

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    immamac
    12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

    If Texas can get  back into a National Championship game, the surly tailgate will be overflowing 

    I deleted the portion of my post where I talked about how much easier it is to do everything with the site when the team hasn't been wandering the desert for 13 years.

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    42 minutes ago, Knighthawk said:

    Mid 80s dork freshman at Castilian with my Mac computer before internet porn was a thing.   So much young horny pussy those days.   Like shooting fish in a barrel … except for the occasional std.  good times indeed. 

    13th floor Castilian, fall 86, pretty much the apex of my life.

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    3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

    I helped host all but one of the hornfans CA tailgates along with Robert and Katy.  I wasn't involved with the first Holiday Bowl, but I did all the rest of them, along with both Pasadena games.  I was the asshole with the horse trailer full of beer (pulled by my tits Bronco that my cunt ex won in the divorce), and I was almost always cooking sausages or Carne Asada, on my grill that I hauled from home in the trailer.  For those that didn't have a ticket to the USC game, that was my (really fucking big in those days) TV set up on the Brookside golf course for the watch party.  There were at least a couple hundred folks gathered for that.

    Those Rose Bowl tailgates were awesome. Tons of people, and I recall Cory Redding hanging out most of the time. I met Gil at the grill and chatted a good bit. I’m sure I did nothing to help, but I drank plenty of beer. Took me until a couple of years ago to figure out Gil was BW from Hornfans. 
     

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    This site is certainly a vast improvement, but hornfans, in it's prime, was the best thing on the 'net (at the time).

    It was very good. Much different than this site, but still a great site. Unfortunately, the success got to Katy’s head and she destroyed it all. 

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    3 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    Those Rose Bowl tailgates were awesome. Tons of people, and I recall Cory Redding hanging out most of the time. I met Gil at the grill and chatted a good bit. I’m sure I did nothing to help, but I drank plenty of beer. Took me until a couple of years ago to figure out Gil was BW from Hornfans. 
     

    It was very good. Much different than this site, but still a great site. Unfortunately, the success got to Katy’s head and she destroyed it all. 

    I had the pleasure of teaching Cory Redding a few pool lessons at the Agnor’s house.  About the only thing I could beat him at, but the stars aligned that day.  No Iill will towards Katy or Robert, but they zigged when I zagged.  They’re probably proud of zigging, and I’m not sorry for zagging.

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    16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    Those Rose Bowl tailgates were awesome. Tons of people, and I recall Cory Redding hanging out most of the time. I met Gil at the grill and chatted a good bit. I’m sure I did nothing to help, but I drank plenty of beer. Took me until a couple of years ago to figure out Gil was BW from Hornfans. 
     

    It was very good. Much different than this site, but still a great site. Unfortunately, the success got to Katy’s head and she destroyed it all. 

    Yeah, I was Big Will on Hornfans.  Cory, at one point, ducked into my trailer to avoid the crowd of fans.   His wife, a tiny thing, was a doll.  Priscilla?  

    And upthread, when I referenced a couple of hundred people at the tailgate; those were the ones that came to Pasadena and couldn't get into the game.  They stayed on the golf course to watch the game on the TV.

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