2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Van Dyke was nothing to write home about last season imo, Bama must REALLY not like their options on their current roster. 

Everything Cristobal touched turned to garbage at Miami last year. The Josh Gattis experiment at OC also was a disaster.

Van Dyke isn't elite but he's pretty good and threw for almost 3,000 yards with 25 TD's and 6 INT's in 2021.

Edited April 20, 2023 by Hookem2147

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Speaking of internet rumors, apparently USC people are trying to lure Marvin Harrison Jr there. 

I wonder if USC is just earmarking a top Belitnikoff level one year rental every year and has a tampering war chest for that position. How Riley hasn't gotten popped for this yet is really amazing with the number of P5 schools he is pissing off.  Pitt is one thing, but Texas and Ohio State are a whole other ballgame.

Edited April 20, 2023 by Vertigo

Don't even think about it Bama. Hands off. 

32 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  This is about Miami's QB, Tyler Van Dyke, being targeted by Bama.

 

 

And just when Ruiz's operation goes tits up. 

19 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I wonder if USC is just earmarking a top Belitnikoff level one year rental every year and has a tampering war chest for that position. How Riley hasn't gotten popped for this yet is really amazing with the number of P5 schools he is pissing off.  Pitt is one thing, but Texas and Ohio State are a whole other ballgame.

I haven't seen anything with Harrison Jr and SC being rumored since the end of the season. 

Not sure why they didn’t at least offer Sanders or Dart. Cannot see them both sticking around. 

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

lol wuuuuuuuut

 

Obviously they will pout - but can they actually do anything about it? It isn't just the SEC that is pissed about USC. It is also tOSU, Texas, OU, and the PAC. With all those schools pissed, NCAA as feckless as they are, might step up to the plate.

3 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Speaking of internet rumors, apparently USC people are trying to lure Marvin Harrison Jr there. 

Lincoln Riley is a tampering piece of shit.

33 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Lincoln Riley is a tampering piece of shit.

Make sure for historical accuracy to go add this to the Lincoln Riley hates puppies thread

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

Not sure why they didn’t at least offer Sanders or Dart. Cannot see them both sticking around. 

Dart can't transfer without sitting out

 

5 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Speaking of internet rumors, apparently USC people are trying to lure Marvin Harrison Jr there. 

I'm fine with Lincoln Riley, Ohio State, and the SEC fucking each other to death.

Of schools whose alumni really care about football, ie not Ivy League and not Stanford, USC has produced the most billionaires. wouldn’t be surprised if one or two is providing the juice. Maybe Will Ferrell. 
 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrickcai/2021/04/14/these-10-colleges-have-produced-the-most-billionaire-alumni/?sh=326601fe6a9a

9 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

aggy?

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Of schools whose alumni really care about football, ie not Ivy League and not Stanford, USC has produced the most billionaires. wouldn’t be surprised if one or two is providing the juice. Maybe Will Ferrell. 
 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrickcai/2021/04/14/these-10-colleges-have-produced-the-most-billionaire-alumni/?sh=326601fe6a9a

Please tell me you aren’t saying will Ferrell is a billionaire. This is important. 

Ha

 

 

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

aggy?

Please tell me you aren’t saying will Ferrell is a billionaire. This is important. 

according to the website future billionaires read daily, he is is only worth $160m

https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/will-ferrell-net-worth/

Guys the will Ferrell reference was a joke. Geeze. 

 

7 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  This is about Miami's QB, Tyler Van Dyke, being targeted by Bama.

 

 

This tweet was just posted about two hours ago:

It seems that Tuscaloosa College is sending out more signals after striking out on TVD.

Be a good spot for Weigman

Be a good spot for Weigman

Oh Sweet Fancy Moses that would be glorious. I’d spend the next week on TexAgs watching the meltdown.

7 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.  This is about Miami's QB, Tyler Van Dyke, being targeted by Bama.

 

 

I only watched Miami once (part of their game against aggy).

I choose to believe that game was a wholly accurate indication of the QB play at Miami this past year, and that Bama is proper fucked if they feel that would be such a big upgrade that it's worth throwing money at in the portal.

No questions or comments at this time, please respect my decision.

Weigman to bama would be everything. There’s not a good reason for him not to consider it and he’s certainly better than vd. 

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Weigman to bama would be everything. There’s not a good reason for him not to consider it and he’s certainly better than vd. 

Let’s hope he at least mentions the possibility to the aggy money people

See they got a corner back from BC

5 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Weigman to bama would be everything. There’s not a good reason for him not to consider it and he’s certainly better than vd. 

He would sit a year. As fun as it would be, it's not happening. 

11 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

He would sit a year. As fun as it would be, it's not happening. 

32 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

He would sit a year. As fun as it would be, it's not happening. 

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Guys the will Ferrell reference was a joke. Geeze. 

Dr Dre on the other hand...

44 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Weigman to bama would be everything. There’s not a good reason for him not to consider it and he’s certainly better than vd. 

Would have to sit a year 

 

The Miami 247 board said Van Dyke is staying at Miami.

They had this interesting line in the note - not seen tampering called out this explicitly in $9.95 updates.

"According to sources, Alabama made overtures to Van Dyke via back channels, but ultimately the quarterback is staying at UM with a revised NIL deal."

 

 Of course, the effing NCAA won't do a thing.

 

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Of schools whose alumni really care about football, ie not Ivy League and not Stanford, USC has produced the most billionaires. wouldn’t be surprised if one or two is providing the juice. Maybe Will Ferrell. 
 

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrickcai/2021/04/14/these-10-colleges-have-produced-the-most-billionaire-alumni/?sh=326601fe6a9a

This dude Mark Stevens. USC billionaire philanthropist. Sports nut. Part owner of the Warriors (dude who got into a shoving match with Kyle Lowry in the 19 NBA finals).

 

 

 

Edited April 21, 2023 by Scholz

Who is our Mark Stevens?

2 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Weigman to bama would be everything. There’s not a good reason for him not to consider it and he’s certainly better than vd. 

Unfortunately, as much as I would love to see this, SEC to SEC transfers have to sit a year per conference rules, so it's unlikely to ever be under consideration 

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who is our Mark Stevens?

Michael Dell but he’s not as invested?

23 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Michael Dell but he’s not as invested?

The athletic lottery in the jewish community unfortunately did not land on Michael Dell. He is more concerned with dumb shit like climate change and building hospitals for ants. 

Edited April 21, 2023 by Vertigo

20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The athletic lottery in the jewish community unfortunately did not land on Michael Dell. He is more concerned with dumb shit like climate change and building hospitals for ants. 

I was going to say “Michael Dell but he’s too cheap” but thought better of it

So who could Bama poach from at QB this point that would move the needle?

Outside of the P5 I can come up with a few, but there is t a ton of top end guys this year that mage sense.

Pratt at Tulane

McCall at Costal Carolina

Harris at UTSA

Reed at WKU

 

 

 

 

45 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

So who could Bama poach from at QB this point that would move the needle?

Outside of the P5 I can come up with a few, but there is t a ton of top end guys this year that mage sense.

Pratt at Tulane

McCall at Costal Carolina

Harris at UTSA

Reed at WKU

 

 

 

 

jaylon Daniels?

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

The athletic lottery in the jewish community unfortunately did not land on Michael Dell. He is more concerned with dumb shit like climate change and building hospitals for ants. 

Maybe you can get some of your goyim buddies to make up the difference.

7 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who is our Mark Stevens?

 

Edited April 21, 2023 by RollingPresidential
meh

7 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

So who could Bama poach from at QB this point that would move the needle?

Outside of the P5 I can come up with a few, but there is t a ton of top end guys this year that mage sense.

Pratt at Tulane

McCall at Costal Carolina

Harris at UTSA

Reed at WKU

 

 

 

 

Didn't McCall enter the portal but returned to Coastal due to not playing school well enough to transfer? 

 

Looking at non-SEC top returning quarterbacks list for 2023, pretty much all of them are players who already transferred. 


Sam Hartman - ND
Jordan Travis - FSU
Cam Rising - Utah
Michael Penix Jr - Washington
 

They struck out on these guys:

Drake Maye - UNC
Tyler Van Dyke - Miami


Quarterbacks who still have a free transfer:

Jalon Daniels - Kansas
JJ McCarthy - Michigan
Michael Pratt - Tulane, would probably be their best bet.
Will Howard - Kansas St
Frank Harris - UTSA




 

Edited April 21, 2023 by BurntOrange&White

Maalik Murphy/arch manning 

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Didn't McCall enter the portal but returned to Coastal due to not playing school well enough to transfer? 

 

Looking at non-SEC top returning quarterbacks list for 2023, pretty much all of them are players who already transferred. 


Sam Hartman - ND
Jordan Travis - FSU
Cam Rising - Utah
Michael Penix Jr - Washington
 

They struck out on these guys:

Drake Maye - UNC
Tyler Van Dyke - Miami


Quarterbacks who still have a free transfer:

Jalon Daniels - Kansas
JJ McCarthy - Michigan
Michael Pratt - Tulane, would probably be their best bet.
Will Howard - Kansas St
Frank Harris - UTSA




 

It’s my understanding that everyone has a free transfer no matter how many times they have transferred. There is no excuse anymore for a major blue blood program to not have a solid QB. 

9 hours ago, Scholz said:

I was going to say “Michael Dell but he’s too cheap” but thought better of it

I mean, I think I mentioned on here once before but when I was a valet in college, Mikie always tipped a dollar regardless of whether he was bringing his wife or any of his blond, early twenties “nieces” to the restaurant we were working at.  So I’m good with people calling him cheap

Bama pays Weigman to go to UNC
Maye goes to Bama

Boom.

Weigman isn't as good as Maye, but I like this idea because it is stupid and fuck A&M

7 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Maybe you can get some of your goyim buddies to make up the difference.

Whatever you say, realgreggoyim 

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

It’s my understanding that everyone has a free transfer no matter how many times they have transferred. There is no excuse anymore for a major blue blood program to not have a solid QB. 

The NCAA changed it back to only one free transfer. We’ll see how much they actually enforce it. 

10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Who is our Mark Stevens?

Black lab 

CFB free agency is fun when it's not your QB

3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

CFB free agency is fun when it's not your QB

The ol’ can’t feel me ‘til it’s your blood scenario. No doubt. 

On 4/19/2023 at 3:42 PM, closetojumping said:

I've been able to catch-up with some friends and this one is viewed as the epitome of the seismic shift that has happened in this sport over the last 2 years. That shift has caused some fucking whiplash. 

Alexander has been driving a car at Georgia worth over $150k. He was going to be a starter on the DL for a staff that has put as many guys in the NFL from the DL over the past 3-4 seasons as damned near anyone. He's on a low 6 figure salary. He's gotten away some bad shit at Georgia that wouldn't pass muster at a bunch of places. 

And ... he walked away from all of that for a package that dwarfs it. 

I would not want this guy at Texas. I fucking despise USC. I think Lincoln Riley is an offensive genius that runs a very soft program. Still, though, I am laughing. Georgia is crying foul and their staff is socializing their "woe is me" nonsense to people in the media and around the sport. Fuck those assholes. Enjoy the taste of sand being kicked in your face, Kirby, you fucking bully.

I'm shocked to learn that the guy who played at like four high schools and almost flipped on NSD due to money is transferring due to money 

Some details might be slightly off, but still