2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

Anyone who decides to put the future of their intercollegiate athletic programs in the hands of Deion Sanders deserves what they have coming.  High school kids in Dallas will testify.

 

Fuck brenen and his complaining mother

33 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

I wonder what it feels like to go from the sideline with 49 to the other with 0. Walk out of the stadium and think “if I’m a receiver I should be on the receiving end of that cheek clapping”

43 minutes ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

When he entered the portal I said once a Longhorn always a Longhorn especially since he got caught up in the numbers. I should have prefaced it by not if you transfer to OU, aggy or pig. Fuck him!

24 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck brenen and his complaining mother

You take Brenen and I'll take the mom. 

Fuck that kid.

You were never a Longhorn if going to OU is even a consideration.

7 hours ago, BERT said:

is he THE Bobby Taylor's son? Taylor of Longview, ND and the Eagles?

 

7 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I believe so.

If his name was Steve Jones, he’d have been a lightly recruited 3 star JAG. 
 

 

His 1 reception will be a good add to the OU WR depth chart.  Fuck him and his bitchy mom.  Maybe he can hang with Kobie McKinzie and talk about how at OU losing by 49 points is better than NIL money.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

If his name was Steve Jones, he’d have been a lightly recruited 3 star JAG. 
 

 

Or the GM of the Cowboys.

54 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Fuck brenen and his complaining mother

Yes, fuck him.

What's the story with his mom?

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, fuck him.

What's the story with his mom?

West Texas Karen.

She’s a Speak to the Manager Karen who spends much of her day twatting about shit, with the subtext being her son wasn’t getting a fair shake in Austin. Or, Reason #4728736 why social media sucks.

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Colorado's roster churn.

 

 

 

Lol at people predicting 6 wins next year in the Deion thread. I don’t care how much of that was bread you aren’t adding 5 wins in one offseason with that much turnover. 

1 hour ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

“I’m able to live and play ball how I want” = I’ll be a track athlete exclusively in about 3-4 months. 

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, fuck him.

What's the story with his mom?

Just that she is very vocal and tweets to parents of athletes, sometimes complaining about her son's lack of playing time and unfair treatment. And all criticisms of his lack of playing time show disrespect.

 

 

 

33 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Yes, fuck him.

What's the story with his mom?

 

 

The Story of Brenen Thompson's Mom

'Twas a dark and stormy night

Brenen Thompson's mom had Brenen

Why Brenen and not Brennen? 

The other "n" slipped through their stone hands

Brenen's mom complained; he transferred to OU sucks

They both sucked ever after

The End

 

 

39 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Just that she is very vocal and tweets to parents of athletes, sometimes complaining about her son's lack of playing time and unfair treatment. And all criticisms of his lack of playing time show disrespect.

 

 

Doesnt seem that bad?

 

 

Along with the Brock’s. Fuck brenen enjoy your meth and trailer parks 

2 minutes ago, Austin said:

 

Most of them aren't bad. There are a few that are. The volume of tweets is a big issue. The audience is a little bit of an issue as well. Overall, I don't think she was a big problem.

Now that he is at OU, I think it is irrelevant to Texas anyway. She may taunt Texas if he performs at OU, but I think more likely that she will have the same complaints regarding OU that she had with Texas.

She seems to care more about track than football and he seems to care more about track than football. She thinks he can do both. That may be true, but I think it dramatically slows down his progress in football. I think he is still at least a year away from competing.

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Just that she is very vocal and tweets to parents of athletes, sometimes complaining about her son's lack of playing time and unfair treatment. And all criticisms of his lack of playing time show disrespect.

 

 

 

 

Mother loves her son. More at 11

Edited April 25, 2023 by TotallyLegit
I'm high and I already regret posting this

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

West Texas Karen.

Panhandle*

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Panhandle*

Exactly. Spearman wishes it was Seminole.

Just now, Scholz said:

Exactly. Spearman wishes it was Seminole.

Used to be tons of milfs in Snyder/Sweetwater area 

47 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Along with the Brock’s. Fuck brenen enjoy your meth and trailer parks 

*Brocks

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

*Brocks

Yeah, fuck them too!

If we need an edge rusher, I’m sure Andrew Fitzgerald still has some eligibility. He gets the rousing endorsement of Charlie Strong 

5 hours ago, GabrielsHorn said:

 

Why is his fucking guy still on our track roster? If he is transferring out and especially if he is transferring to ou then tell him to GTFU immediately!!

49-0

 

30 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

49-0

 

You’re telling me he saw an opportunity?

Lemonious?

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lemonious?

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lemonious?

 

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Blew out each knee in consecutive years before getting back on the field last year. I am curious if we kick the tires on him. 

7 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Blew out each knee in consecutive years before getting back on the field last year. I am curious if we kick the tires on him. 

Without Ukwu, the Dukes’ defense is without its most visible leader on the field. The seventh-year player served as a de facto spokesman for the defense last fall, speaking with the media after the Dukes’ first loss at Georgia Southern and was made available for interview often.

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Without Ukwu, the Dukes’ defense is without its most visible leader on the field. The seventh-year player served as a de facto spokesman for the defense last fall, speaking with the media after the Dukes’ first loss at Georgia Southern and was made available for interview often.

Shouldn't he be a doctor by now?

45 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Without Ukwu, the Dukes’ defense is without its most visible leader on the field. The seventh-year player served as a de facto spokesman for the defense last fall, speaking with the media after the Dukes’ first loss at Georgia Southern and was made available for interview often.

 

Bama's new QB?

1 minute ago, Kwix said:

Bama's new QB?

If so, lol. 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Without Ukwu, the Dukes’ defense is without its most visible leader on the field. The seventh-year player served as a de facto spokesman for the defense last fall, speaking with the media after the Dukes’ first loss at Georgia Southern and was made available for interview often.

BYU lock

24 minutes ago, Kwix said:

Bama's new QB?

He was going to be the backup to Hartman this year. It was hard to see a scenario where he stayed. 

Pretty sure Bama's new OC came from ND too. Maybe even recruited Buchner to ND originally.

Doubt he wants to ride the bench next year but interesting

 

1 minute ago, Atticus said:

Pretty sure Bama's new OC came from ND too. Maybe even recruited Buchner to ND originally.

 

7 minutes ago, Teryor said:

 

 

Edited April 25, 2023 by Vertigo

Bama heading into the summer without a real QB is one of the most un-Saban like things we’ve seen in years. Guess we’ve been predicting this for months though.

Obviously he rolled through some JAGs at the position back in the day but it’s been a while.

Edited April 25, 2023 by Hookem2147

11 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Always thought Burton was overrated.  My son went up against him, he wasn't all that.  Already passed up by 3 freshmen in year 2.

1 hour ago, Kwix said:

Bama's new QB?

Yep.

No way they’re playing us with Milroe under center.

9 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Doubt he wants to ride the bench next year but interesting

 

 

No thanks on Burton. They're fine letting him walk for a reason. 

Regarding Buchner, while he may know Rees' offense, that isn't saying a whole lot. It honestly looks like Nick Saban thinks he can just will shit to happen in college football because he's had his way with the sport for more than a decade. Go back to 3 yards and a cloud of dust and win titles? Sure, sure. Whine about NIL and the portal and make them go away by publicly pleading for the old days? You betcha! Get to add Vandy to your list of permanent rivals? Of course, of course. 

Everyone is giving him the benefit of the doubt, too. I get it, but let's see how this bold strategy plays out.