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    2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

    On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
    Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

    Out:
    Offense
    QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
    Defense
    CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

    In: 
    Offense
    WR AD Mitchell
    Defense
    P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

    Targets (Estimated Needs): 

    *Confirmed mutual interest

    TE (0-1)

    WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

    DE (0-1) 

    DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

    CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

    S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


    K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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    RollLeft

    Posted

    I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.

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    Coelenterate Fuccboi

    Posted

    I’m guessing, as a signing bonus, he was allowed to reach in the ole bag of dicks and choose one of his liking. That’s why he’s smelling his finger and explains the statement.

    hornag

    Posted

    7 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

    Brenen just pulled his finger out of this one’s rear end:

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    Is that a transgender cheerleader?

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    Napoleon

    Posted

    23 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

    Bold strategy, Brennan.

    Video] Texas embarrassed Oklahoma, 49-0 in Red River showdown |  SportingAlert.com

    “I see [white] people.”
     

    -Haley Joel Osment (probably)

    Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Posted

    30 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

    “I see [white] people.”
     

    -Haley Joel Osment (probably)

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    Story checks out

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    ousux

    Posted

    I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.
    Same, and using the Cotton Bowl and the golden hat, smh.

    Still waiting on blowU to score..it may take a year or so.
    Tex Pete

    Posted

    53 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

    We should give the trans thing a rest.

    The OU tranny will never not be a thing. 

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    Vertigo

    Posted

    2 hours ago, hornag said:

    Is that a transgender cheerleader?

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    RollLeft

    Posted

    2 hours ago, hornag said:

    Is that a transgender cheerleader?

    No that is a tranny that identifies as a cheerleader. 

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    Getafix

    Posted (edited)

     

    Video gif. A light orange dog, ears flopped to both sides, narrows its eyes and positions its snout in a shy cartoon smile.

     

     

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    Edited by Getafix
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    gmr548

    Posted

    14 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

    I can't see any other way to interpret that

     

    14 hours ago, RollLeft said:

    I'd normally say good luck to the kid, but saying "OU feels like home" gets a nice go fuck yourself B.

    He's from a county of 5,000 people where Amarillo is the big city - as many times larger than Spearman as NYC is to Amarillo. I could see how Austin could be a little too much culture shock. Norman/OKC are still bigger obviously but are probably more manageable. 

    I'm speculating of course, but you could read the "live how I want" bit that way.

    texifornia

    Posted

    A kid we looked at in high school

     

    ClubWhatever

    Posted

    16 hours ago, texifornia said:

    A kid we looked at in high school

    Speak for yourself.  He wasn’t even born when I was in high school. 

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    Viper

    Posted

    52 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

    Speak for yourself.  He wasn’t even born when I was in high school. 

    c4a9069a-ef82-498f-9d72-8b052620d24e_tex

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    South Austin

    Posted

    On 5/8/2023 at 9:31 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

    Bold strategy, Brennan.

    Video] Texas embarrassed Oklahoma, 49-0 in Red River showdown |  SportingAlert.com

    Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

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    texifornia

    Posted

    On 4/19/2023 at 12:44 PM, texifornia said:

    You may remember Tywone Malone from absolutely detonating baseballs at 300+ lbs

     

     

    TotallyLegit

    Posted

    On 5/8/2023 at 5:11 PM, Napoleon said:

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    What does “I’m able to live and play ball how I want to.” even mean?

    Was he living a lie in Austin?

    How was he playing ball vs how he wanted to play ball?

    This is confusing.

    (The smelling your fingers thing is not confusing.)

    Sark is very picky about how routes are run, and the Briles route tree is basically the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I suspect the contrast in this area is what he was talking about.

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    Orange&White

    Posted

    On 5/8/2023 at 5:11 PM, Napoleon said:

    IMG_1744.thumb.jpeg.4b8bf82ba185e229786cd521e618b541.jpeg

    What does “I’m able to live and play ball how I want to.” even mean?

    Was he living a lie in Austin?

    How was he playing ball vs how he wanted to play ball?

    This is confusing.

    (The smelling your fingers thing is not confusing.)

    Maybe he just wants to be able to beat the fuck out of women and not get in trouble for it?

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    irishtexan

    Posted

    32 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

    Sark is very picky about how routes are run, and the Briles route tree is basically the Charlie Brown Christmas tree. I suspect the contrast in this area is what he was talking about.

    I suspect he's a cock-gobbling choade. 

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    WBT

    Posted

    2 hours ago, South Austin said:

    Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

    Moreso that we didn't erase Mack and gdgd from the record books for biggest margin of victory in the series

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    Bevo

    Posted

    58 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

    I suspect he's a cock-gobbling choade. 

    Could be it, or he could just like to use screwdrivers for more than fixing things. Or maybe both.

    Vertigo

    Posted

    3 hours ago, South Austin said:

    Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

    What would have been the ultimate fuck you would be to move the ball to midfield, and then drop a knee on the logo for the entire fourth quarter. 

    NoName

    Posted

    4 hours ago, South Austin said:

    Am I the only one a little pissed that we had almost 11 minutes left in the 4th quarter and couldn't break 50 points?

    would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

    • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
    • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

    using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

    those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

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    NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

     

     

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    Napoleon

    Posted

    12 minutes ago, NoName said:

    would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

    • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
    • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

    using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

    those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

    image.png.c0cc6893aae1ce326f176e0c09fdc711.png

    NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

     

     

    It’s a little easier for the defense to hairs best game of the season when the opposition starts the game by running their TE as the Wildcat QB.

    Holy Shit they were fucked from the opening whistle. 

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    Park Gothic

    Posted

    21 minutes ago, NoName said:

    would have been nice for sure...but the last 2 drives after scoring the TD to go up 49-0 were

    • 8 plays, 22 yards and a missed Bert Auburn 42 yard FG. This was literally 8 running plays.
    • 3 plays, 3 yards, 3 rushing plays and then a punt.

    using FEI game ratings, the OU game was one of the 5 "best" played games in the country last year. #5 overall (99.7th percentile), #28 on offense (98.2nd percentile) and #11 on defense (99.3rd percentile)

    those ranks are out of 1500+ CFB games that happened last year

    image.png.c0cc6893aae1ce326f176e0c09fdc711.png

    NG final is the final score before it went to garbage time. GR = Game Rating, OGR/DGR are opponent adjusted per possession unit performance.

     

     

    It's nice to have numbers confirming that the OSU game was our worst performance by a wide margin. Certainly felt that way at the time. It's also interesting that we played worse in our win over ISU than we did in our loss to TCU. 

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    crash_davis

    Posted

    3 hours ago, Orange&White said:

    Maybe he just wants to be able to beat the fuck out of women and not get in trouble for it?

    ...maybe he wants to fuck his mom and/or sister without the unnecessary judgement.

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    CHIEF

    Posted

    On 5/9/2023 at 11:18 AM, gmr548 said:

     

    He's from a county of 5,000 people where Amarillo is the big city - as many times larger than Spearman as NYC is to Amarillo. I could see how Austin could be a little too much culture shock. Norman/OKC are still bigger obviously but are probably more manageable. 

    I'm speculating of course, but you could read the "live how I want" bit that way.

    It makes sense. Norman is a four hour drive, Austin is over eight hours from Spearman. It is practical to be able to go home, during the offseason, on some weekends from Norman to Spearman. Lubbock would have made more sense. Homesickness is a real thing.

    CHIEF

    gmr548

    Posted

    It's nice to have numbers confirming that the OSU game was our worst performance by a wide margin. Certainly felt that way at the time. It's also interesting that we played worse in our win over ISU than we did in our loss to TCU. 

    Is it? The Texas defense was very strong against a top four team in the country. Texas had a rough day all around against ISU was fortunate to win against a 3-9 team. You can just get away with more against one than you can against the other.
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    WBT

    Posted

    Reunited and it feels so good

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    LTtxfan

    Posted

    21 minutes ago, WBT said:

    Reunited and it feels so good

    Come on, post the video...  😋

     

     

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    JesusSweatDuck

    Posted

    5 hours ago, crash_davis said:

    ...maybe he wants to fuck his mom and/or sister without the unnecessary judgement.

    He does seem like a giant titty baby

    JesusSweatDuck

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

     

    @Bigbend1812 we need the brokeback mountain gif with Herman and Casey STAT

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    UDontKnow

    Posted

    4 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

     

    Casey got some major Chin Pubes going.

    Longhornlove

    Posted

    12 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

    Casey Thompson is going to get Tom Herman fired twice.

    al pacino drugs GIF

    Pretty sure Tom has some hobbies he can fall back on👆

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    crash_davis

    Posted

    Well, I can never unseen that shit. Thanks.

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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    I'm hearing Casey Thompson is already watching 48 hours of film a day!

    ousux

    Posted

     
    Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.
    ATM Victimized?
    Or Advantage: Aggy! ??
     
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    Here's the tally:
    INCOMING
    4 stars: 3
    3 stars: 3
    Unranked: 1
     
    OUTGOING
    4 stars: 9
    3 stars: 10
    Unranked: 7
     
    Whoop!sie ...
     
     
    Lol, forgot BBQ shef extraordinaire Terry Price's son bolted to App State
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    HenryJames

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, ousux said:
    13 hours ago, Getafix said:
     
    Hoo, boy.  It's pretty stark when laid out like this.
    ATM Victimized?
    Or Advantage: Aggy! ??
     
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    image.thumb.png.bd4acef344f567be2bf8db6e01eff141.png
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    image.thumb.png.d5ade1e60e142b213af6065de52a9445.png
     
    Here's the tally:
    INCOMING
    4 stars: 3
    3 stars: 3
    Unranked: 1
     
    OUTGOING
    4 stars: 9
    3 stars: 10
    Unranked: 7
     
    Whoop!sie ...
     
     

    Lol, forgot BBQ shef extraordinaire Terry Price's son bolted to App State

    If you can't beat 'em...

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    BornOrange

    Posted

    3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

    al pacino drugs GIF

    Pretty sure Tom has some hobbies he can fall back on👆

    Maybe Casey's dad is Tom's supplier.

    image.jpeg.66c1a3a8446f591bd91c23c7857cbfe8.jpeg

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    Texas Wahoo

    Posted

    1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    I'm hearing Casey Thompson is already watching 48 hours of film a day!

    Every day?  It's a good movie, but that seems excessive.

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    Newy25

    Posted

    21 hours ago, Big Woodrows said:

     


    Received interest from Notre Dame and Auburn lolz. No one likes to lie to the media to prop themselves up more than the Thompsons’. 

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    Josef Pwag

    Posted

    12 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


    Received interest from Notre Dame and Auburn lolz. No one likes to lie to the media to prop themselves up more than the Thompsons’. 

    The Kansas City Chiefs also called, but FAU's offensive line & skill positions players were all too good to pass up. 




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