2023 Transfer Thread - Texas Capitalized, ATM Victimized

49 minutes ago, immamac said:

We have a surly exclusive announcement for Monday. Edit is already done for a big portal announcement. 

This is a good point. Austin is not for children.

Wu-Tang, however, IS for the children.

5 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

So we are losing Juan Davis?

I wouldn’t let that happen. He’s honestly my favorite dude. Such a great person I think we are gonna see a big push from him next season. 

55 minutes ago, immamac said:

We have a surly exclusive announcement for Monday. Edit is already done for a big portal announcement. 

Brock Bowers will look good in burnt orange

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ooof. It’s almost like Brent Venables isn’t great at winning friends and influencing people. 

They’re upset with Lebby over Evers not getting a shot when Gabriel went out. And it’s a totally legitimate grief. Beville was horrible. 

9 minutes ago, immamac said:

I wouldn’t let that happen. He’s honestly my favorite dude. Such a great person I think we are gonna see a big push from him next season. 

I’ll fall for it, I guess. Are you trolling us about a significant announcement on Monday or is there something happening that we’d be excited about here? 

@Machinator is coming back.

So, the Brock’s want to portal to Texas??

19 minutes ago, Constant said:

They’re upset with Lebby over Evers not getting a shot when Gabriel went out. And it’s a totally legitimate grief. Beville was horrible. 

Yeah. That’s what I said. 

1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Fuck.  We're losing @RGBIII , aren't we.  East Coast Cardboard & Fiber Filler recruited him into the portal.  Relocating to Hartford.

I can ALWAYS be bought 

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

Respect his decision

Lol you think I respect myself? Let alone one of my decisions?

1 hour ago, immamac said:

We have a surly exclusive announcement for Monday. Edit is already done for a big portal announcement. 

Just now, RGBIII said:

Lol you think I respect myself? Let alone one of my decisions?

You look like Tom Herman so no.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

You look like Tom Herman so no.

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

Had to google his FAU pictures....got damn, man must be on the shit. Looking rail thin.


 

Edited December 3, 2022 by BurntOrange&White

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

You look like Tom Herman so no.

Chicken wing Tom Herman not dysentery Tom Herman 

1 minute ago, immamac said:

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

 

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

He looked like Texas Tom Herman. Not FAU Tom Herman. 

Think I can afford cocaine? In this economy?

Just now, RGBIII said:

Think I can afford cocaine? In this economy?

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Fuck.  We're losing @RGBIII , aren't we.  East Coast Cardboard & Fiber Filler recruited him into the portal.  Relocating to Hartford.

I was thinking he was moving to Florida, work as a double for Herman in case he shits the bed and needs a fall guy for the press conferences. 

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That’s some Dallas buyers club type vibe going on there.

Evers sucks.

10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Holy shit. He looks awful.

Whoa

Does FAU not have a working AC unit or are those coke sweat beads on his forehead?

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Oh yes. Because, you know there was a half where he wasn’t as productive as he normally is. Good old 6th Street went with the “he’s overrated put in Johnson” position. 

And that's why the wise move is to put him on ignore.

53 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I can ALWAYS be bought

 

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Think I can afford cocaine? In this economy?

Well, I’m sensing an opportunity here. Surly, let’s blow this out with ideas. I’ll start, you and this guy:

 

2 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

No violence? No murder? No problem.
 

You guys must’ve been a bunch of choir boys.  A little weed, speeding in a garage, curfew — I’m not seeing Tony Montana here… 

Not sure if serious.  Jimbo covered up for a rapist at FSU.  For two years.  Denver Harris couldn't make it through a single fucking year under Jimbo.  Chris Lane apparently earned his masters in 2-3 years in aggyland.  Harris was booted by the university, possibly for academic malfeasance.  He isn't even welcome at the high school he was celebrated at just a single fucking year ago.  Read between the lines, do the math, whatever.  Don't be deliberately obtuse, though.

4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Not sure if serious.  Jimbo covered up for a rapist at FSU.  For two years.  Denver Harris couldn't make it through a single fucking year under Jimbo.  Chris Lane apparently earned his masters in 2-3 years in aggyland.  Harris was booted by the university, possibly for academic malfeasance.  He isn't even welcome at the high school he was celebrated at just a single fucking year ago.  Read between the lines, do the math, whatever.  Don't be deliberately obtuse, though.

All of this, but let us put it in a simpler manner @Junior Bonner: you’ve got the same opinion as @6th Street. Why don’t you take a minute and ruminate on your life choices for a bit, eh?

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

 

Wu-Tang, however, IS for the children.

 

19 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

All of this, but let us put it in a simpler manner @Junior Bonner: you’ve got the same opinion as @6th Street. Why don’t you take a minute and ruminate on your life choices for a bit, eh?

I have. And I respect CTJ’s opinion, which is why I’ve stopped posting on this issue three hours ago. So fuck you. 
 

I mean that in the best way. All due respect. 

Edited December 3, 2022 by Junior Bonner

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Are you under the impression schools like Stanford are difficult once you get in?  They aren’t.  Schools like that are hard to get in.  They might even be harder to fail out of.  

Academics as a football player at Stanford are much harder than academics as a football player at most schools. They make you go to class and actually do the assignments, and you have to have a baseline level of composition and general knowledge.

Looks a little more normal here… 

28 minutes ago, RichUT said:

 

I almost wish Texas needed a portal RB. 

25 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

I have. And I respect CTJ’s opinion, which is why I’ve stopped posting on this issue three hours ago. So fuck you. 
 

I mean that in the best way. All due respect. 

Lol 3 hours ago. This is surly, sir, you are well aware we will be throwing this in your face years from now no matter how many times you’ve declared you’ve changed your mind. It’s 6th Street for fucks sake. You’d have an easier time covering up a Jerry Sandusky or Ryan Day tattoo. 

Edited December 3, 2022 by SydneyCarton

Is that really one of their helmet variations!!!???  Not a shape to put on a football helmet.  Unless, maybe for a bachelorette party or something.  

Edited December 3, 2022 by BarthHollamew

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

If they can find a one and done difference maker at any of the three IOL roles, they’ll take him. 

Good to hear. By internally, I meant Majors isn't going to be losing his job to Hutson or Campbell or anything. But like I said, a proven all conference level guy can't be ignored.

3 hours ago, utexas8 said:

 

 

That was fast

 

Not surprised. Not giving him any significant time in the RRS was a pretty damning indictment of what the OU staff thought of him. Time will tell if it was damning for that staff or Evers.

15 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Looks a little more normal here… 

 

Maybe the guy quit drinking and that's how he slimmed down? 

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Maybe the guy quit drinking and that's how he slimmed down? 

10 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lol 3 hours ago. This is surly, sir, you are well aware we will be throwing this in your face years from now no matter how many times you’ve declared you’ve changed your mind. It’s 6th Street for fucks sake. You’d have an easier time covering up a Jerry Sandusky or Ryan Day tattoo. 

Exactly. Imagine if this guy was such a dildo that he bragged about making a burnt orange shirt with “don’t care got jimbo” on it. We would be busting on that jack ass for years to come.

 
Maybe the guy quit drinking and that's how he slimmed down? 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Did he get sent to a Siberian penal colony?

4 minutes ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

Exactly. Imagine if this guy was such a dildo that he bragged about making a burnt orange shirt with “don’t care got jimbo” on it. We would be busting on that jack ass for years to come.

This guy fucking gets it. 
 

 

Also jackass is one word.

Edited December 3, 2022 by SydneyCarton

34 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Looks a little more normal here… 

Mrs. Herman looks thrilled to be there. 

He needs to ditch the dad suit and get custom fit. If you are skinny, don’t get your coat from a department store. Someone point the man to Suit Supply. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

He needs to ditch the dad suit and get custom fit. If you are skinny, don’t get your coat from a department store. Someone point the man to Suit Supply. 

I would imagine he got a tailored suit while he was at UT, and it's now it looks tent-y.

3 hours ago, immamac said:

We have a surly exclusive announcement for Monday. Edit is already done for a big portal announcement. 

Tellmise more!! Monday is more than Adeleye 

12 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Mrs. Herman looks thrilled to be there. 

Shes paid her G5 dues. Shes a power 5 wife motherfucker!!

37 minutes ago, BarthHollamew said:

Is that really one of their helmet variations!!!???  Not a shape to put on a football helmet.  Unless, maybe for a bachelorette party or something.  

“Horn Down”?

Herman's oldest son looks like he hangs out with Jimbo's youngest son.

Edited December 3, 2022 by HtownHorn