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    2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

    On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
    Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

    Out:
    Offense
    QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
    Defense
    CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

    In: 
    Offense
    WR AD Mitchell
    Defense
    P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

    Targets (Estimated Needs): 

    *Confirmed mutual interest

    TE (0-1)

    WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

    DE (0-1) 

    DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

    CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

    S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


    K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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    SquishMitten

    Posted

    2 hours ago, tonedeaf said:

    I agree but just surprised it hasn't been mentioned, if true. 

    Username checks out

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    Here’s the deal

    Posted

    3 hours ago, tejas60 said:

    Inside Texas - Robert Heard. I am old. 

    I was wondering when someone was going to mention Heard.  What a salty SOB.  Always pissed at UT for not dominating college sports.

    IDIOTsavant

    Posted

    10 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

    I was wondering when someone was going to mention Heard.  What a salty SOB.  Always pissed at UT for not dominating college sports.

    Most of Surly when reading this….


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    Thatguy

    Posted

    9 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

    Can you stupid fucks quit the off topic bull shit discussion. There is still new information being posted in this thread and no one wants to sift through y'all stupid fucking post. Go trade memoirs in DMs are some shit. 

    Someone needs some pussy

    Mr. Mojo Risin'

    Posted

    9 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

    Can you stupid fucks quit the off topic bull shit discussion. There is still new information being posted in this thread and no one wants to sift through y'all stupid fucking post. Go trade memoirs in DMs are some shit. 

     

    Well, this is the transfer portal thread. Seems like quite a few posters here are discussing their transfer from other sites to this one.

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    SarkAfterDark

    Posted

    8 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

    Someone needs some pussy

    I need pussy because I don't have the need to come on a messageboard and talk about off topic shit with a bunch of strangers? I think you have this backwards.

    Thatguy

    Posted

    9 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

    I need pussy because I don't have the need to come on a messageboard and talk about off topic shit with a bunch of strangers? I think you have this backwards.

    Lol. We are all on this message board daily. Let's not act like we are out here knocking em down on the reg.  

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    Tex-19

    Posted

    Seeing a decent amount of online buzz about Denver Harris and LSU. Sounds like they've been talking. Would be an unsurprising landing spot if LSU is willing to take his baggage.

    Also saw ole Lincoln did an in-home with Tunmise.

    Ignatius

    Posted

    8 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


    Lot was great when we could leave our stuff in a spot the night before.

    Yeah shit was a lot easier back then. Long live J-Dilly-gate!

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    Ignatius

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Here’s the deal said:

    I was wondering when someone was going to mention Heard.  What a salty SOB.  Always pissed at UT for not dominating college sports.

    Lot of folks in Belmont were pissed (after the fact obviously) that Charles Whitman only wounded Heard….

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    Longhornlove

    Posted

    20 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

    Seeing a decent amount of online buzz about Denver Harris and LSU. Sounds like they've been talking. Would be an unsurprising landing spot if LSU is willing to take his baggage.

    Also saw ole Lincoln did an in-home with Tunmise.

    Can you transfer with a 0.0 GPA? Never tried myself.

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    pacman

    Posted

    21 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

    Seeing a decent amount of online buzz about Denver Harris and LSU. Sounds like they've been talking. Would be an unsurprising landing spot if LSU is willing to take his baggage.

    Also saw ole Lincoln did an in-home with Tunmise.

    LSU: Have A&M send your transcripts

    Denver Harris: Yeah, about that...I make Byron Hanspard look smart. Any way around that minor detail?

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    Sir Ulrich

    Posted

    Looks like Stewart may have gotten that pay bump for '23

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    Deej

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Here’s the deal said:

    I was wondering when someone was going to mention Heard.  What a salty SOB.  Always pissed at UT for not dominating college sports.

    Or for getting shot by Whitman. 

    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    3 hours ago, pacman said:

    Portal notes from Nahlin

    synopsis: Not much movement yet, because Texas coaches are waiting on other players not in the portal yet. They are oddly not worried about linebacker, at least not as much as the fans. [They must be encouraged by Blackwell's late season play. **my assumption]

     

    Not sure if waiting on Hill is good strategy in terms of portal.

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    horny_gunman

    Posted

    Not sure if waiting on Hill is good strategy in terms of portal.

    I read this as the coaches feel comfortable with what-they-have unless a particular person becomes available. Blackwell played well in the final few games at Will and adding an immediate impact player like Lefau and/or Hill decreases the need for a non-starter-high-impact LB in the portal. Still need an EDGE/Edge/DE/whatever
    Hiphopopotamos

    Posted

    Sally is going to have to start baking cookies around the clock if Mack wants to fill out his roster for 2023. 
     

     

    Sandbagging Steve

    Posted

    1 hour ago, pacman said:

    LSU: Have A&M send your transcripts

    Denver Harris: Yeah, about that...I make Byron Hanspard look smart. Any way around that minor detail?

    LSU: Not a problem. Mail your transcript to Jun Wong at Dipont Education in Shanghai and the world class Louisiana State University Applications and Admissions will have you "accepted" by February.

    Denver Harris: Wft, how?

    LSU: Listen, welcome to Louisiana State University. The first rule of LSU Applications and Admissions is: you do not talk about LSU Applications and Admissions. The second rule of LSU Applications and Admissions is: you DO NOT talk about LSU Applications and Admissions! Third rule of LSU Application and Admissions: someone yells Dipont Education, fraud, tampered, the deal is over and you need to speed through a parking lot, crossover 4 lanes without looking and get arrested for drug possession. This will take the attention off Dipont Education and allow us to redo your application.

     

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    gmr548

    Posted

    Can you transfer with a 0.0 GPA? Never tried myself.

    I believe that’s known as Summa Cum Laude at LSU
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    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    54 minutes ago, horny_gunman said:


    I read this as the coaches feel comfortable with what-they-have unless a particular person becomes available. Blackwell played well in the final few games at Will and adding an immediate impact player like Lefau and/or Hill decreases the need for a non-starter-high-impact LB in the portal. Still need an EDGE/Edge/DE/whatever

    our linebacker is one injury away from starting true freshmen and walk ons

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    Thiefery

    Posted

    Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

    our linebacker is one injury away from starting true freshmen and walk ons

    Gbenda?

    Fondren & Main

    Posted

    2 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

    I need pussy because I don't have the need to come on a messageboard and talk about off topic shit with a bunch of strangers? I think you have this backwards.

     

    Hornlover

    Posted

    9 minutes ago, Sandbagging Steve said:

    LSU: Not a problem. Mail your transcript to Jun Wong at Dipont Education in Shanghai and the world class Louisiana State University Applications and Admissions will have you "accepted" by February.

    Denver Harris: Wft, how?

    LSU: Listen, welcome to Louisiana State University. The first rule of LSU Applications and Admissions is: you do not talk about LSU Applications and Admissions. The second rule of LSU Applications and Admissions is: you DO NOT talk about LSU Applications and Admissions! Third rule of LSU Application and Admissions: someone yells Dipont Education, fraud, tampered, the deal is over and you need to speed through a parking lot, crossover 4 lanes without looking and get arrested for drug possession. This will take the attention off Dipont Education and allow us to redo your application.

     


    Denver Harris "Yo, my transcript said I had a 0.0 GPA. Make me a transcript that doesn't look too suspicious, but is good enough to transfer to LSU"
     

    ChatGPT Response:

    Math : F
    Reading : F
    Football : D-
    Driving : A+

    Total Credits: 7

    GPA: 1.25

    CHATGPTI have generated 
    I have generated a transcript that is relevant to your particular skills. With a cumulative GPA of 1.25, that should put you in the top 20% of LSU students.

     

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    General Specific

    Posted

    I am so old I have the original recipe for dirt.  

    I go back to the time of Pidgins. Others may have posted, now whale shit known as oil now. But, Armybrat however, posted in a cave, in France! First documented posting on the original internet (beta 0.000000.000001)!

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    jw4381

    Posted

    22 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

     

    That was my prediction that Bevo would trample a media dude to get at UGA.

    This is why I come here. I'm not worthy.

    campcrunk

    Posted

    HAHAHAHA aggy really is going to have to run a 7-1-3 defense next year. And that's assuming they don't lose any more DBs. 

    UDontKnow

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Sally is going to have to start baking cookies around the clock if Mack wants to fill out his roster for 2023. 
     

     

     

    Mack with another former 5-star recruit bust? 

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    HtownHorn

    Posted

    2 hours ago, horny_gunman said:


    I read this as the coaches feel comfortable with what-they-have unless a particular person becomes available. Blackwell played well in the final few games at Will and adding an immediate impact player like Lefau and/or Hill decreases the need for a non-starter-high-impact LB in the portal. Still need an EDGE/Edge/DE/whatever

    Blackwell going to get all the reps in the bowl practice.

    Elmer_Fudd

    Posted

    Tommy Brockermeyer got a crystal ball pick to TCU.

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    Henry Hill

    Posted

    Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

    Tommy Brockermeyer got a crystal ball pick to TCU.

    Spoiler

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    Bevo

    Posted

    11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

    Tommy Brockermeyer got a crystal ball pick to TCU.

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    UDontKnow

    Posted

    Imagine that. A Houston kid trying to portal out of Albuquerque.

     

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    horny_gunman

    Posted

    Blackwell going to get all the reps in the bowl practice.

    This certainly gruntles me. But I’m also very much in favor of grabbing a starter-level LB in the portal.
    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    Relying on true freshmen, a spin down project, and walk ons seems really fucking stupid. 

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    Hornlover

    Posted

    11 minutes ago, horny_gunman said:


    This certainly gruntles me. But I’m also very much in favor of grabbing a starter-level LB in the portal.

    I'm in favor of grabbing the next Micah Parsons out of the portal.

    My desires may not align with reality, however. 

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    ricky queso

    Posted

    5 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

    I need pussy because I don't have the need to come on a messageboard and talk about off topic shit with a bunch of strangers? I think you have this backwards.

    Backwards? So you don't come on a message board and talk about off-topic shit with a bunch of strangers because you need pussy?

    Me too...

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    TheMailBox357

    Posted (edited)

    19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Relying on true freshmen, a spin down project, and walk ons seems really fucking stupid. 

    Blackwell isn't a spin-down project. He was a spin-up project. He played LB in H.S. & was recruited as a LB. I never liked the coaches trying to spin him up to Safety back in the spring ball seeing as we would have a plenty of scholarship DBs in Fall Camp & UT lacked of LB depth. Glad to see Blackwell is moving back to LB fulltime.

    But anyways, I agree with your main point UT should probably bring in an experienced portal LB instead of just relying on true freshmen & younger underclassmen who still need to put on some weight in the offseason.

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    fattyflattie

    Posted (edited)

    5 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

    Looks like Stewart may have gotten that pay bump for '23

    Appreciate that he was able to fit all 26 of his completions this year on the tweet. 

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    campcrunk

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Henry Hill said:
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    Massive props (and rep) for the Adventures of Pete & Pete reference

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    Napoleon

    Posted

    1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

    Imagine that. A Houston kid trying to portal out of Albuquerque.

     

    I’ve been to Houston and I’ve been to Albuquerque and they are practically…

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    ImissWallyPryor

    Posted (edited)

    13 hours ago, tejas60 said:

    Inside Texas - Robert Heard. I am old. 

    Still have a copy of his book, signed by Heard, Fred Akers, and Tom Landry.* It covers games through 1980.

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    * I helped with an Arthritis Foundation BBQ at the Byrum (Bynum?) Ranch west of Dripping Springs in 1984. Those three were guests of honor. Heard was peddling his book, and I got a complimentary copy for my volunteer efforts. It was an interesting day for several reasons. 

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    Txslnghrns

    Posted


    Also saw ole Lincoln did an in-home with Tunmise.


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    Duane Moore

    Posted

    7 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

    Imagine that. A Houston kid trying to portal out of Albuquerque.

     

    “Mr.GiveMeThat” is a pretty awesome handle

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