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    2023 Texas Transfer List (Updated 4/17 3:05pm)

    On3 Transfer Portal Wire: https://www.on3.com/transfer-portal/wire/football/2023/ 
    Visit our friends at On3 for more in depth and complete portal coverage. This is the quick hits for Texas-related transfers only.

    Out:
    Offense
    QB Hudson Card, OL Andrej Karic, WR Trey Omeire, OL Logan Parr, OL Junior Angilau, WR Agiye Hall, WR Brenen Thompson
    Defense
    CB Jamier Johnson, DE Prince Dorbah, DE DJ Harris, S JD Coffey, LB Devin Richardson, Isaac Pearson, DE Ovie Oghoufo, DB Ishmael Ibraheem, LB Trevell Johnson, DE Derrick Brown

    In: 
    Offense
    WR AD Mitchell
    Defense
    P Ryan Sanborn, CB Gavin Holmes, S Jalen Catalon, DT Trill Carter

    Targets (Estimated Needs): 

    *Confirmed mutual interest

    TE (0-1)

    WR (1-2)  *AD Mitchell (Georgia)

    DE (0-1) 

    DL (0-1) *DT Trill Carter (Minnesota; visited 4/11)

    CB (1)  *Gavin Holmes (Wake Forest; visited 12/17)

    S (1) *Ja'Had Carter (Syracuse; visited 12/17), *Jalen Catalon (Arkansas; visited 1/8)


    K/P (1) *Ryan Sanborn (Stanford; visited 12/10)

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    UncleSonny

    Posted (edited)

     Heard is in his ear too

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    TexEx15

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

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    So does Cook.

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    Herbie Hancock

    Posted

    Y’all are gonna have to slow down on these updates or I’m gonna be incredibly more belligerent than usual well before 1 p.m.

    SydneyCarton

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

    Y’all are gonna have to slow down on these updates or I’m gonna be incredibly more belligerent than usual well before 1 p.m.

    Don’t threaten us with a good time. 

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    ATXhorn17

    Posted

    My pitch to Evan:

    You clearly love attention. If you transfer from A&M to Texas, you’ll quickly become the most talked about/polarizing players in college football. And that’ll translate to more tik tok followers plus a Lamborghini.

    Added bonus — you won’t ever have to step foot in the Dixie Chicken again.

    Davis Lane

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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    Horn Dog

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    1 hour ago, futureman said:

     

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    Sgt Hulk

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

    Bet that tweet has aggy shitting maroon carrots.

    🤣🤣🤣

    MoJames

    Posted

    I can't remember, as college football fans, when is the best time to tweet at a college football player?

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    C-Man

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Red Five said:

    "The best fans in college football."

    Crowd for Texas A&M against UMass was embarrassing

    Never seen a fan base try to suck its own dick as much as aggy

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    Newy25

    Posted

    1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

    It’s Monday at 11 am. Why aren’t you drinking? 


    I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

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    ClubWhatever

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


    I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

    Are you a beach volleyball announcer?

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    CptnJiggleBits

    Posted (edited)

    He probably woke up thinkin, "I'd transfer to Texas but what about the numbers? Do they have scholarship # s , images.jpeg-57.jpg.3ef0e2a014c2a23470924f415977dd8c.jpgyeah,images.jpeg-56.jpg.42c6969191bf133430308a43af7fa53d.jpgTaaffe just got a scholarship so yeah no way they have the numbers"

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    Goodman

    Posted

    9 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


    I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

    Hopefully you were made to attend by some middle level shit manager or flew private. If not, then the brag failed.

    Now tell us you were on a ranch, Big Bend or Rockport and we'd read with envy. 

    Vertuzzi

    Posted

    11 minutes ago, Newy25 said:


    I just back from a five day bender in Jamaica and my liver needs a day off before next weeks bender in Cabo. 

    Are you a nurse?

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    utexas8

    Posted

     
     

    I didn’t even know he was in the portal lol who beat him out
    Codaxx

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

     

     

    I didnt see that coming. That is a nice landing spot for him. 

    Tex Pete

    Posted

    40 minutes ago, C-Man said:

    Never seen a fan base try to suck its own dick as much as aggy

    They might be able to reach it with a vacuum cleaner hose...

    Huckleberry

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

     

     

    Did that Tennessee 9.95er reference the fact that he was only a backup in the same tweet they're trying to generate excitement about the transfer? 

    "Everyone put your hands together for our new recruit! He couldn't get playing time at his last stop but we're very excited to have him!"

    Kind of shitty to do to the player. 

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    UDontKnow

    Posted

    5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

     

     

     

    Damn. Who knew that Karic was SEC good?

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    Teryor

    Posted

    Unless he's super pumped to fight for all of his PT it feels like we can change the title of the thread

    Schulz2.0

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

    I didnt see that coming. That is a nice landing spot for him. 

    I don't think it's a given he starts there next year. Maybe not the best place to transfer to.

    Just now, Teryor said:

    Unless he's super pumped to fight for all of his PT it feels like we can change the title of the thread

    Tampering Riley.

    hookemATL

    Posted (edited)

    Also diminishes his role as an extra blocker in certain packages which he executed fairly well iirc. 

    Edited by hookemATL
    Referring to karic
    BurntOrange&White

    Posted

    3 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

    I don't think it's a given he starts there next year. Maybe not the best place to transfer to.

    Tampering Riley.

    I wouldn't give a shit about him tampering if he didn't play that fucking victim card he does.

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    Plorant

    Posted

    Arizona has become USC’s minor league team.

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    Tex Pete

    Posted

    1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    I wouldn't give a shit about him tampering if he didn't play that fucking victim card he does.

    Lincoln is the whiniest bitch in all of sports.

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    Vertuzzi

    Posted

    2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

    Lincoln is the whiniest bitch in all of sports.

    His team reflects his personality, bunch of soft pussies. 

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    closetojumping

    Posted

    17 minutes ago, Teryor said:

    Unless he's super pumped to fight for all of his PT it feels like we can change the title of the thread

    I have changed the thread title, and when something humorous happens for or against us, I will change it again. 

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    Professor Chesney

    Posted

    20 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

    Did that Tennessee 9.95er reference the fact that he was only a backup in the same tweet they're trying to generate excitement about the transfer? 

    "Everyone put your hands together for our new recruit! He couldn't get playing time at his last stop but we're very excited to have him!"

    Kind of shitty to do to the player. 

    Yeah that is a very weird tagline.  Could have referenced his role as productive jumbo TE.

    Probably not the right place to discuss this, but I’m curious to see which of the 22’s the staff use to replace him in the bowl game.  

    Redneck Mutha

    Posted

    23 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

    Fuck Riley.

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    texifornia

    Posted

    36 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

    who beat him out

    Didn't watch a lot of Texas football this year?

    Banks winning LT moved Jones to RT moved Karic to bench/jumbo TE

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    Chili dog

    Posted

    40 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


    I didn’t even know he was in the portal lol who beat him out

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    Bill Lumbergh

    Posted

    2 hours ago, Red Five said:

    "The best fans in college football."

    Crowd for Texas A&M against UMass was embarrassing

    In fairness, the 15 people still watching that shit show of a game on that shit show of a day really are pretty good fans to still be out there.

    Dumb, maybe, but good fans.

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    Junior Bonner

    Posted (edited)

    32 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

    In fairness, the 15 people still watching that shit show of a game on that shit show of a day really are pretty good fans to still be out there.

    Dumb, maybe, but good fans.

    Why the fuck would I ever want to be fair with aggy? 

    Edited by Junior Bonner
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    Newy25

    Posted

    56 minutes ago, Goodman said:

    Hopefully you were made to attend by some middle level shit manager or flew private. If not, then the brag failed.

    Now tell us you were on a ranch, Big Bend or Rockport and we'd read with envy. 


    I haven’t attended a corporate meeting in years and I never intend to the rest of my life. These trips are purely my wife planning on being away from cold Chicago and her informing me where she and her friends all decided to go. I didn’t even know if we were on a resort or at a house last week until the day we left. 

    Next week is with the group of friends that drinks even more (if that’s even humanly possible) at the same place in Cabo of my infamous McRib post in the Urban  thread. I was black out drunk and stoned at the time and I fully intend on being in a similar state. So hopefully something good or crazy happens to Texas next week. 

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    Michael Knight

    Posted

    Lincoln Riley might be the most odious person in college sports right now

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    hook me

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

    she and her friends

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    Chili dog

    Posted

    34 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

    Lincoln Riley might be the most odious person in college sports right now

    I despise the man, but I do appreciate his single-handed demolition of his former employer. 

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    MoJames

    Posted

    16 minutes ago, tokamak said:

    a solid program like Tennessee

    I mean they did well this year, but maybe a bit of an overstatement?

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    MoJames

    Posted

    1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

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    granted never said we were a solid program.




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